I can’t decide if I love them or just think they’re weird. I need to try them on!
To add to their weirdness, these are vegan boots. What does that even mean? Vegetarian shoes would not be made from leather (same place meat comes from), so am I to assume that vegan shoes are not made of egg shells or fishskin? I thought we left fishskin shoes behind when WW2 ended, but maybe some disturbing retro trend has started and needs to be stopped by a counter-trend of vegetarian/vegan footwear. Whatever.
These boots are PC in a useful way, too. If I buy a pair, Tom’s Shoes will give a pair of shoes (not necessarily vegan wrap* boots) to a child in need. I’m waiting for this kind of charity to show up on Stuff White People Like, but hey, there’s nothing wrong with it.
If these shoes work the way I think they do, they could potentially be really comfortable, fit any width of leg and be a light-weight alternative allowing me to comfortably wear boots on sunny spring days. With my luck though, they’ll probably fasten with some hideous, itchy contraption and have soles through which I can feel grains of sand.
I need to find out.
* Vegan wrap? Can I get burrito boots instead?